Tuesday, 21 May 2019

The cloud

This corner of the planet , it is never ‘a cloud ‘. It is “the cloud “. 
No cirrus wisps of cottony innocence here . Here clouds come thick and fast , and dark . Ominous and numerous . Cumulonimbus . Piling one on top of the other . Heralded by winds , gusts and dust storms . There is a pale grey border , where one dark blue grey monster meets the other , or rather , lies on top of the other . In enormous piles of darkness , shutting off sunlight and meaning every inch of business . 
They begin with an innocuous pitter patter and then the sharp stinging pellets of raindrops lash you and you run for cover . Once , i drove my scooter in rain and got to experience , first hand , the meaning of the phrase “Blinding rain ” . There was no way one could keep one’s eyes open when one is being bombarded with sharp rain drops .

Road trip

I was in the lift when I heard the burglar alarm go off. Beeping incessantly . begging to be switched off. The morning cleaner boy . He was instructed to dust the insides of the car too , every Sunday . Every Sunday , my neighbours would forget to unlock the car for the poor boy . Every Sunday , at 5;30 am , while darkness was still lurking in certain nooks and crannies , hiding from the golden beam of sunlight , all the 250 or so occupants of the colony would be woken up to hooting and beeping noises from the car .

My scooter was an open air affair . No mats to be dusted , no burglar alarms . Just kick and go , adjust your chinstraps on though. The cold morning air hits your face . I always feel guilty about having left the kids behind . About how I have laden the fridge ,with stuff that is definitely going to outlast my duration of absence .

The roads are empty . Some sweepers trying to clear up the roads of its accumulated dirt , over the last week . No school buses though . Sunday .

Even  parking lot guy was sleepy enough to ask me my registration number . Usually he is alert and fast enough to note it down before handing me over , the slip . 10 Rupees for 12 hours . The two wheelers are sparse . Sunday .

Even the bus is late . I never wait for this bus . Today I waited for 5 min . The conductor takes his time to amble to my window seat . An old man with a young girl in yellow dupatta sits ahead of me . The wind from the open window slaps the faces  and billows the dupatta into a transient yellow balloon .

The horizon is rimmed with pink and grey , as the day breaks . Slowly , the world wakes up to a wash of liquid gold , blotting all breeze and early morning chill . Even as the bus trundles to its first stop , the stifle of heat slowly creeps up the footboards and golden light pools on seats .

The coconut seller already has his gamcha wound around his head and a thin layer of moisture around his lips . The soda seller is already doing brisk business .

People take cover against sun . Goggles , scarves . Two wheeler riders wrap themselves with cotton chunnis , just about keeping the eyes open . Some wear sunglasses over their mummified shrouded selves . Boys in smart turbans tie hankies around their mouth and nose to keep dust and heat out . With sunglasses, they look formidable .

Where there are open fields , heat and dust comes gambolling in , rolling into the  bus , open from all the sides . We are awash with dusty heat . Whenever we cross a tree lined avenue , the air cools down , and the breeze is kinder , dust free , cooler , benevolent . But such oases are few and fleeting .

At the entrance to the city , the sun has blotted out , a cool moist breeze , threatening into a storm , blows . The sky is laden with ominous piles of cumulonimbus . Dark grey blue monster , upon another dark grey blue monster . Their borders wavy pale grey . The raindrops first tap on the window panes , tentatively . Then, without  waiting for an answer , let loose the deluge . All hell breaks loose on the flyover underpass where everyone , in a hurry to get away from the rain , goes this way and that . Honking and purring madness . Rain battering  tarpaulin covered chicken carrying lorries , smug food couriers , swiggy and zomato , in their rain soaked uniforms .

Our bus decides to take a U turn . We go over the divider in the highway , in pelting rain , holding up  disgruntled traffic , on either side . They watch us , warily , behind swishing wipers , as not one but two monster buses lurch this way and that , heaving their bulk over foot high dividers .

Suddenly , we are in the city , rain has stopped and the sun is out . Rain puddles fast shrinking , we rush through empty thoroughfares and I have reached my destination full fifteen minutes before time .

Not surprisingly , there is no one to receive me .


Tuesday, 23 April 2019

Ullu

अँधेरे की गुमनामी में
शोर का ढिंढोरा पीटते
हुए
 एक नहीं दो नहीं
चार उल्लू
चहारदीवारी
पर बैठ कर
बोलते
हैं.

आती जाती
सुंदरियों पर फब्ती
कशते हैं ?
या कंपकंपाती
ठंड को ताना
मारते हैं ?
घर से दूर
उड़ गए
उल्लू भाईयों
को याद कर
रोते हैं ?
या अपनी
कोलाहल
से छिड़ी व्हाट्सप्प
पर बहस
को हँसते हैं


चार उल्लू
शाम की गोष्ठी
में रोज़ाना
गप  मारते
हैं

और
हु हु  कर
ठहाके
भरते हैं


The neighbourhood

The neighbourhood was ummm, okay-ish . I express doubt , why? Because , my next door neighbour , touted as a celebrity ,was never home .

He was a singer , and earned piles of dubious cash . Paid all his instalments  in cash . The flat was fitted in with cane, wooden and wrought iron furniture .Floral wallpaper . He came and left , once every few months . In a whirlwind of high end cars and the smell of expensive perfume.

A girl with streaked hair , false eyelashes and a faked high pitched laugh ,accompanied him, occasionally , to the place with a bunch of short and ill fed cronies. A word hissed around . Mistress .

There were few midnight parties and few cake cutting birthdays.  A very public display of affection . Hugs and kisses before she left in her Honda civic and he in his Jaguar . It was scandalous in this prim and proper middle class society.

Once he send one of his "guys" to wash the house . He obeyed him literally and hosed the house down with soapy water . Put out all the cane furniture , buckets , brooms , doormats . Someone from the building complained when soap suds started dripping down from the roof of the lift , sparking fears of short circuit . The estate manager came and fired him . The chap left in a huff. His cane chairs are cosy for stray cats and the rest are drenching in the rain and  bleaching in the sun . For the last six months .

On the upside , I got to place my potted palms in the common area , with no one to object or trip over . The top floor balcony is one seamless mass of pooled gold in the mornings . I can see my kid boarding her bus from the neighbours’ turf and she can memorise battle dates and algorithms while sitting in the solitude of his balcony , accompanied only, very occasionally , by an irate cat.

Thursday, 11 April 2019

The Owl couple come visiting

Last night , I was awakened on hearing  two owls talk .

It was a proper conversation with varying intonations for questions and answer , and sounded like a proper tete-a-tete. They took turns to make their points , to each other .

Then the conversation shifted to the window . the loud warbling and cooing , in turns , sounded too close for comfort.

The I lifted the curtain corner and at that witching hour , a strangest sight met my eyes . The two owls , their bodies facing outwards , were staring at me , with four, large , unblinking eyes .

Their heads had rotated 360 degrees .

Then they got tired of staring at me and flew off. First one , then the other , winging into the dark night .

It was a surreal and  eerie . Not easily forgotten .


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Today morning I looked up in Salim Ali's book of Indian birds and discovered that they are called Spotted owlets.

Fancy Dress

   It has been decided that the cute, tiny, three year old will be dressed as a tortoise. A basket , cane basket , is procured with much difficulty in todays , modern plastic world, covered in sheets of chart paper , cellotaped  together .

Finally , painting the brown hexagons on the chart paper and drawing concentric hexagons inside each one . Fix a string to the side and tie it to the tummy of a small sleepy baby dressed in brown with a brown monkey cap .

When it was time to appear on the stage , the mother suddenly realised that she had forgotten to make the baby practice how to crawl .

The baby walks confidently onstage and begins "My name is H, I study in LkG and I have dressed up as a tortoise . " The camera wielding Mom is frantically gesturing the baby to crawl .

The baby reacts "Kya mamma ? Main kya bolun ."

The crowd erupts into laughter at this sweet display of innocence .


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Another fancy dress, another year , another baby .

She is tiny , grumpy , but agrees to wear a khadi kurta, and white tights. Chart paper comes to rescue again . A white gandhi topi , rose , plucked hastily from someone elses garden , and pinned on the chest . The three year old , like her sister , has just one dialogue -" I am chacha Nehru , and I love kids ." Shouldn't be difficult .

After dressing up the kid , it is time for the Mom to dress up , and for the life of her , she cant find a matching salwaar or dupatta.

Leaving a ransacked house in a mismatched dress , she lands up at the bakery to collect a plum cake as it is "Nehru's " birthday too . Meaning children's day , 14 th November .

At the tiny playschool , there is this upset sardar boy , whose Mom has dressed him up in a lehenga , he has cried and rubbed kajal all over his pretty face , thereby ruining his mascara and lipstick . A "Pirate ", has decided to fight all the trees lying in his path , and his cardboard sword has become limp , broken , the silver paper shredded . Another sleepy "superman " slouches in the corner .

Nehru is the only one with flawless speech delivery , and hearts swell . The sweet playschool teacher gives the plastic knife to Nehru for cake cutting and it doesn't cut .

The "Superman " alerts greedy fingers that cake "garam hai " (it is not ) , and the "Pirate " offers his cardboard sword ( hopelessly inadequate for cake cutting ), which "Nehru " snatches and whacks pirate right back with .

Minor scuffle and pandemonium later , a proper adult knife is procured , and all are seated peacefully , in various corners , relishing their cake . It is indeed , a success, after all .





Wednesday, 10 April 2019

tempest

fierce tempest
Threshes the forest
thrashes the tree crest

Giant trees falling
slow motion
rolling , snow balling
come crashing

Winds rejoice
some more
howling
doubling

with dubious laughter
cackling of witches
throwing open latches
rain lashes

sway
this way
and that
in swaths