Yesterday , I saw a bunch of fruit flies . No , they weren't sitting on rotting fruits . They were crowded around my bathroom drain .
That taught me my lesson number one , Be adventurous . Think out of the box . Food may not always be served on the dining table .
I sprayed a fluid called harpic , which recently , is being sold in red plastic bottles , smells great , is clear , transparent . It avows to "cleanse bathroom of all germs ". To rub it in , I used the toilet brush . Scrub , scrub , shine , glisten rather . The tiles acquired a holy white hue. The flies disappeared .
Lesson number two , stay away from aggressive predators. Vexations to the spirit , or body , or mind , or all three.
By evening , the flies were back . In the unscrubbed corner .
Lesson number three, do not shy away from danger . There might be food ( read , opportunities ) in the next corner , round the bend .
I scrubbed the entire floor , the nooks , crannies , crevasses , everywhere , humanely and arthritically possible .
They returned back , next morning . Full blast , entire tribe , possibly even the neighboring ones .
Lesson number four . Persistence . Dont give up .
Lesson number five . Do not be picky . Keep your expectations low .
He wanted to plant coriander seeds .
Lot of coriander seeds went to waste this way . Some the birds ate , mistaking them for birdseed . Some by an overenthusiastic follower , who planted individual seeds in the egg bowls of a biodegradable egg carton . “Brilliant idea !!” Exclaimed everyone , on her face and on whatsapp .
Unwatered , the egg carton was to be their grave yard .
Now , we have followed every rule in the book .
Soaked the seeds overnight .
Prepped the soil ( not too sandy , neither too clayey , just right amount of compost ) .
Less shade initial few days of their life . ( an old orange scarf to deflect harsh noon sun )
Protection from birds . (Shoo them off their favourite perches )
Now every morning , we hear a glad shout ” Plants ” !!
They are just about 2 inches tall and they are visited , counted ,watered , and proudly shown off.
Who says plants do not rule our lives ?