Sunday 18 December 2016

Sea stories

                                          Story 1..........

Screams of panic
and
sparks of anxiety
breaks the train of
thought, and
derails
normal sane conversation

Words fall
pell mell
into
an unseen
dark abyss
Those that
found a foothold
on the pillar of wisdom , clung
like limpets
for life

Others , who gave up
were swept
in the raging torrents
of insanity
into the
ocean of oblivion


                                          Story 2............

The breakers
in futile rage
kept
dashing the boat
of  sane speech
again and again
against the
wall
of
stoic silence
till it broke into
shards of
foamy flotsam
onto the sea surface

                                           Story 3 .............

Abandoned at sea
the ship was
magnificent
to begin with
As time passed , No one
turned up , to scrub the decks
to oil the engine
to shine the brass
to stitch torn sails ,
But it still held against
storms
and gales
At last
at long last
on a clear day ,
with shore in clear sight ,
its hold
let in enough water
and it  slowly sank
out of sight
with nary a
bubble

                                        Story 4................

She thought
she was a princess
She wore a crown
of diamonds
and stood
facing the sea
feeling the cool spray
when she turned
back
She saw
there was no one
on the ship
and the ship was called
Mary Celeste.

                                           

Saturday 17 December 2016

A good book

A good book is like a beloved friend .
You keep coming back for a re-read , again and again . You memorise passages , and incidents . The characters live , breathe with you.
They do not just live in the print .
You are a spectator to the story , unfolding in the arena of your consciousness , like a battle being watched from the side lines , like a meadow of your dreams , like a song sung from the depths of your soul.
It lives with you , and is probably bequeathed (one would hope so, ) to your kids as you recount “Adventures of Tom Sawyer /Huckleberry Finn ” or Enid Blyton’s Famous Five to sleepy eyed kids drifting into dreamlands of their own.

Ear Worms

Ear worms are like gramophone records stuck at one place , going over and over again . They irk me , and disrupt my train of thought , and speech .
My kids reprimand me , “Mom , seriously , not those lines again . ”
It requires conscious effort ( and energy ) to shut it (and oneself ) up.
Phew ! I hate ad jingles .
Moreover I hate praising some thermal underwear, in words of undiluted adulation (“Sooo Hottt!!”) , when I am whisking eggs and toasting bread for breakfast , on an icy winter morning , when I actually need to be grumpy for having abandoned my “oh so hott ” bed.

Thursday 15 December 2016

Ah , my sweet dream

I dreamt I was at sea
As peaceful as I could be
Only waters to see
And oh the utter glee

No moaning elderlies
No glowering orderlies
No groans , no bells
No uro- fecal smells

No multinational speech
Only pristine beach
No cross-border phone conversations
Interfering with siestas and ablutions

No homeworks or tutions
No earth shattering ambitions
No night long wailings
No never ending flailings

No medicines, injections
No treatises on phones
No one telling you're wrong
No non stop interjections

No strange tongues
Invading your home
No agony prolong(ed)
No where to call one's own

No alien cuisine
invading your kitchen
No alien apps, device
shelling out free advise

No sleepless nights,
No drug induced yawns
No fancy flights ,
No pathetic pile-ons

Just the sand and water
The sea and the sea farer
On an island,ah,to be marooned
Never to be "rescued" or found


Wednesday 14 December 2016

Catheterization after years of inexperience

I waged a war
against my fear
had a serious altercation
of a dubious intention

I called it names
sent it packing
I told myself the same
not to panic , licking

my dry lips
got to work
Those damned tips
where are they ?(jerks)

Cursed myself
swore loud
wiped my sweat
off the brow

It was upto me now
time was ripe somehow
who decides these things
the surprise that spring(s)

The apprehension
and unbearable tension
Phew!! It is done
Hurray !! press the piston

Fill the balloon
tug the bloody thing
Thank God !It is on
bag it with a song

The fluid coming out
is clear , straw spout
Hallelujah!Amen
never was the sight of urine

flowing into catheter
such a sight , for
eyes , sleepless and sore
Praise the Lor'  

The fog

A groan that escapes
like a prisoner
a sullen
rhythm 
becomes 
a kinder, gentler
fallen
anthem.

Non-stop, beat 
like a 
wretched 
tattoo
"hai ma"
"hai ma"
every breath 
in an agony wreath

Medicines 
pave a path
dubious , 
the morn seems 
clear 
and oh-so 
dear 

Suddenly out of 
nowhere 
fog descends 
and all is unclear 
no path 
no road 
no landmark 
visible 

all is cloaked 
in foggy 
uncertainty 
again 

nature 
and its vagaries 
have thumbed their 
collective noses again 
at you 
and you 
and you 
for it has won 
again 
and you are lost 
oh-so lost 
in the fog

Tuesday 13 December 2016

Short tales on the road

                                           $$$$$$$$

 I drove along 
a one way road ,
Lots of others  
passed me by . 
They were all in a reverse
direction .
They all stared at me 
as if I was in the wrong .
I wondered 
If I was right .
For I was alone .
Not with the crowd


                                     $$$$$$$$$$

A young man 
with a stern 
mien 
swerved 
in front 
came to a halt 
right next 
to the guy 
in front 
I thought 
"O God! A fight " 
They each unclasped a gloved fist 
and shook hands , in the mist 
long lost friends 
making amends 
on the road-bend .


                                       $$$$$$$$$$$

They build a fire 
a huge bonfire 
of spare 
tire 
The flames roared high 
licking 
the sky 
they sat clicking 
selfie 
clinking bottles 
on a car hood 
the throttle 
silenced
the tires 
flattened 

                                      $$$$$$$$$$$$

On my way to 
my destination 
I burnt all the bridges 
to discourage detection 
Now that I have 
retraced my steps 
I find it hard 
stepping on still 
glowing 
embers
singeing 
my soul

                                        $$$$$$$$$$$$$

She was like grass 
that fought for space 
with underbrush and moss
growing in the shade 
of a massive shady spruce 

Often trampled 
brushed 
crushed 
bruised 

She rose her head 
again and again 
silenced 
to be heard 
by the only few 
who remained 
sane 

                                         $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Girls poised 
on the brink of 
womanhood
of straightened hair 
nose sculpted 
who joke in the roads ,
wink , nudge 
and stray 
like so much 
laughter 
cattle for slaughter 
in the middle 
of the road 
visible and fluid 
like 
cow-urine puddle

                                            $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

They poured 
out
on the road , 
in numbers unprecedented
I had not 
realised 
there 
were so many 
of them 
disguised 
as
plain friends and gents
before I could flee
Some one whispered 
"Happy Halloween."

                                                $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

The road kill 
had been dragged 
off
a smudge remained 
rest of the 
traffic 
continued 
to rush 
smearing their 
tire treads 
with 
someone else's 
sin 
and someone's else's
blood.

                                               
                                           $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



                                       

Thursday 1 December 2016

Mrs. Lohal

In this colony ,being mentioned, there are special sprawling bungalows for the super-rich , medium sized flats for the middle -class , and match box apartments for the nearly have -nots.

There are very few occupants in the super-rich category . Most buyers , live abroad , come once in a blue moon , get the house cleaned , driveway hosed , heavily -tip the maids /ayahs/ watchman / mali , (thereby angering the perennial residents ) , take selfies in hastily cut lawns , and leave in a cloud of dust , before you can say NRI.

One visible exception was Mrs. Lohal .

She might as well have lived in Beverly hills .She was an emblem of decorum and propriety. She had white , alabaster skin and wore a gigantic string of pearls with dresses that were impossible to place. Trousers and shirt which emitted gossamer fabric , of various hues , at regular intervals. That , plus her short statured , hunch backed , slightly bulging midriff , would make her look like an exotic species of gold fish.

She had puffy eyes , due , as the grapevine went , to her fondness for a peg or two , at sundown . With her false eyelashes , batting as she spoke , her eyes resembled twin igloos , or barrels of mini-cannons ,  shooting a steely glare , capable of felling lesser mortals. One could almost hear the faint booming sounds , while she fixed you with her stare of disapproval.

Her husband was a most ordinary mortal . Balding , paunchy , and ill-dressed , he wore the rubber soles of his cheap slippers , working at some clerkdom (the grapevine again ), in some mofussil  town , on the edge of nowhere. She was embarrassed of  him , and was never seen in his company. He would down vast amounts of alcohol , never wipe his mouth , burp loudly , in mixed company , and enjoy ribald jokes , his paunch shaking , jelly-like.In short , he outraged her , and took special pleasure , in doing so.

She would emerge from her self-imposed hibernation , only when he had been safely sent away , to whichever dusty realm, he had emerged from , like a hoary ghost . When asked about his next visit , she would sniff the air with disdain , shoot one of her famous black looks , through her twin igloos , and say , woundedly "Let's see." Then she would ignore the questioner , for the rest of the evening.

The most iconic scene was her evening walk . Mrs. Lohal was hunchbacked and shortsighted , hence she walked with short steps , her gaze fixed on the pavement.  Her shoes were metal shod , and sounded clackety -clack , sharp , on the concrete pavement . They almost made everyone run for cover , or brace for an approaching calamity. Her mono chromatic lenses turned black in the tropical sun , and gave her the look of a spy looking for clues in the dirt .Her shuffling gait , elaborate dress and outlandish manners would often invite sneers from kids , irreverently uninhibited .

She had once caught hold of few kids and lectured them about the importance of greeting adults , and of proper attire . This made her fall further , in their eyes. They would either stop their game to gawp at her , or burst into boisterous , cruel laughter , that only kids are capable of .

Never having had kids of her own , Mrs. Lohal viewed them as a serious aberration , a pestilence that merited  eradication , like cockroaches . She raised her walls , so that their sneers , shouts and laughter wouldn't reach her , nor would they trample on her immaculate lawn grass , or Belgian petunias, looking for some infernal ball.

Mrs. Lohal had a driver called Deep. An ordinary kind of a chap , he bicycled to her door , each morning , washed , dried the car , shook out the foot mats and sat picking his nose/teeth for the rest of the day , awaiting his orders. The car, a ten-year old Toyota, was driven out to the college everyday , during Mrs. Lohal's lecturer ship days , but sat now , undriven , as she had retired , and had nowhere to go really. Occasionally ,Deep would drive her to the city club , clad in her trademark gossamer finery , pearls and leaving the driveway awash with Chanel.

Two months into her retirement, Deep asked her if he could wash the car of the school teacher , who lived in the flats . She reluctantly consented , as he had little to do throughout the day.  This quickly resulted in him washing the entire colony's cars. He would be occupied the entire morning, washing people's cars , and rest of the day , enjoying tea, snacks , gossip with maids , and other forms of hospitality , severely frowned upon by Mrs. Lohal. She had never so much as offered him a chair , leave alone tea . She spoke to him in grunts and monosyllables , as for her , Deep was just an instrument for being driven around . Nothing more . Mr . Lohal , in contrast , would sneak a smoke with him , and occasionally ask him his doings , when Mrs. Lohal was not looking , of course.


Mrs. Lohal was looking for reasons to sack him , and vice-versa . Both had become redundant to each other . She , one day , called Deep, and told him to stop coming from the next day, gave him his monthly salary; spread a silver coloured car cover , rather clumsily; and shut herself in . It became known that he used to keep his new acquisition , a smart phone ,on Toyota's car roof , and when it rang , it vibrated and thereby left scratches , on the roof . It was a flimsy excuse. Mrs. Lohal was suspicious of smart phones , and people , who were obviously smarter than her, to be able to use it . The watchman , wisely , stowed his way , in time , and came within hair-breadths to being sacked.

Then , one stormy night , an ambulance roared up the driveway. The headlamps threw its intrusive light into many a curtained bedroom (including Mrs. Lohal's ) , and everyone came to know , that some thing had happened in 6A, Mrs.Lohal's home .Someone was brought out on a stretcher , doors were slammed shut, and the ambulance drove away , leaving pelting hailstones and lot of questions in its wake . The storm uprooted giant trees and whiplashed the lampposts , windows with severed powerlines . Serious damage was inflicted , and almost no one was spared . Mrs Lohal's car stood in the shade of a mighty eucalyptus . That night , the hysterical winds pulled the giant from its moorings and flung it across the silver -shrouded Toyota.The car just crumpled up.

Only when the last of the fallen boughs had been towed away , power restored , and broken windowpanes replaced , that people turned their focus on 6A and its missing occupants. The Toyota company insurers had come , in the meanwhile , and had the crushed car towed away .

Mrs. Lohal had suffered a fall in the bathroom , and sustained several fractures . They healed , over a painfully long period of time , and she had to move in with her husband , whom she so despised , in the mofussil town , whom no one had ever heard of .

6A was put up for sale , with its thick velvet draperies , silk cushions , sprawling lawn and forbidding , towering walls. The new occupant , was a nouveau riche , the class again despised by Mrs.Lohal , drove around in a Tata indica , and had an enormous family move into the premises . The walls were torn down ,and extensions built onto the pristine lawns .

6A transformed from a cream coloured  confection of a palace , to multicolored hues of throbbing disco lights , with millions of children running in and out , boarding buses , playing indoors , breaking china , and creating raucous rampage , where once silence resided .

The schoolteacher revealed that he saw the Lohals , once , greyed , and shrivelled , driving in a diminutive car , driven by none other than balding , paunchy , Mr Lohal . He swears Mrs. Lohal actually smiled and waved at him .

 He could be imagining things , too, as didn't Deep narrate the story other day , of Mrs. Lohal gifting his newly wedded wife , a monstrous string of real, white pearls.