Thursday 27 December 2018

Maid's woes

My maid Manju decided to finally stop working . She was pregnant . For the greater part of this winter , she would waddle in with her huge tummy , swollen feet and eyelids and refuse to take "chhutti". She got me a replacement girl from her native Bahraich , called Poonam . But refused to let go of the "Kothi ", as even humble abodes as mine are wont to be called in Punjab.

She had her Mom called in from Bahraich as well , and got her to do the dishes . This caused friction , in certain quarters. Poonam wanted the "Kothi" all to herself . Manju was not willing to let go . I felt like a prized peacock in my silverback years .

The day Manju's mother joined , Poonam , a relative of theirs , absented herself . She came later , with  a distant sister in law of her own , and promised to do all my jobs , never do "Naga"(Absenteeism ) , provided I chuck the Maasi ( Manju's mother ). This became a classical take -over-saga. In all this family political battle for secession , I was less like a pawn , and more like a virulent catalyst .

One day , Poonam sent a young girl called Shashi (another sister-in -law ) . She was wiry , pretty , teen and heavily bejewelled . She marched to the balcony , picked up the broom , and placing one foot on the railing , kept staring into the space . A perfect Jhansi ki Rani stance . What she did next was no less than a Jhansi ki Rani-ish thing to do . She spotted her hubby , a grown man bicycling to his daily wage labour , give lift to a female acquaintance . She burst in , sans broom , and authoritatively asked for my phone . I meekly handed her . She furiously dialled a number and proceeded to call her better half , berating him and calling him choicest of names while striding from balcony to balcony , making herself heard,amply, in the entire neighbourhood . Kids , pretending to study , in their studies , poked heads out , with raised eyebrows .

It was time to pass a law against sister in laws of all shades . Meanwhile , Manju delivered , without much fanfare, a baby girl , her sixth offspring.

Taking matters and dishes and brooms into her wrinkled hands , Manju's mother has been holding the fort for the past month . Never absenting , despite blinding fog and biting cold. Rock steady . She wears a saree , and a shawl . Shawl she proceeds to dump on the kitchen stool , pulls up her battered sweater on her skinny arms , and proceeds to make short work of jobs meant  for kids half her age .
We have learnt to remind her thrice about her tea getting cold , and to lie about the time . She will ask the time before she leaves for the next house . If you tell 930 , she runs in her flip flops, and  is likely to fall down the stairs . So we calmly tell her it is 9 and she peacefully ambles away.

She works  three houses each day and has thereby preserved all the "kothis " her daughter worked in . One month later when the baby is three months old , Manju intends to join too .  

Sunday 16 December 2018

Home for the holidays

“Where is he ? Has he even started yet ? Ma , you should really put that saucepan on . He is maybe reaching any moment .” My eldest is full of concerns when Papa is on his way .
The younger one is flippant . “Chill , guys , he has probably stopped for a samosa break . ”
“Papa doesn’t take samosa breaks without us . He drives straight home .” Stoutly loyal and comically jest , I love them both . Nodding from the stove , as I wait for ginger to steep into the ginger tea , I hear wars ignite again . “Ma , you just can’t agree to both . You have to take a stand , which side you are on ?” Hand on hips , argumentative now. 
I smile and waver . As I always have . A honks floats up. Adolescent shrieks, feet rush , doors slam and I sigh in relief . 
Papa is finally home for the holidays . Phew.

Thursday 6 December 2018

One lazy afternoon

 One particular afternoon . I sat near the trunk of an ancient peepul . The tree was wont to shake its leaves after every half  a minute or so , in a prolonged shivery , hissy way . All the new leaves shone in the sun , creating a blingy effect .

Like an aged Diva wearing her sequinned night gown , bought half a century ago , still shiny and very intimidating .

Two bulbuls flew over to a neighbouring , younger and shorter tree. They discussed the inappropriateness of Peepuls behaviour . The Peepul couldn't care less, and shook its head in mirth , rustling all over , glinting mischievously. 

The bulbuls flew further away in alarm .

 The branches were gnarled and large , with enormous holes , having hosted generations of squirrels , hoopoes and what not . It was a citadel , with a mammoth trunk . A grand old vizier , a city that has seen it all. 

A family of parrots roosted unseen , but raucous. Unseen because their green merged with the green of the fresh autumn foliage . 

Just like the small butterfly that landed on the brown shoot of a floor creeper and vanished instantly . The pale undersides of its folded wings merging seamlessly with the stem . It was seen only when it deigned to move , unfolding its wings and revealing wings of  brilliant  dark brown with pale yellow spots . Then it landed, " namaste-d" again and disappeared. A merry hide and seek. 

A robin was building a nest in the safe contour of a window .Between the AC box and the boarded up window . It picked twigs and pecked for insects/ seeds , at the rate of thousand pecks per minute. It rushed  over , in alarm , towards me , and inspected me , an intruder , from a safe distance . Satisfied with my slothful appearance and non-movement , she retreated back to her business. Must have dismissed me as some quirk of nature .

I shut my eyes against the warmth of winter afternoon sun . And instantly , my world was peopled with squeaks , shrieks , whistles , chirpings , twitterings and warblings . There were thousands of birds , up in the tree , invisible , but audible to me .For a fraction of a moment , no human sound could be heard . Then , a trill of a distant telephone added to the medley and I opened my eyes . 

It was a revelation, of how populated the planet is , despite and inspite of us , conceited human beings . How busy and noisy , even without us . 


Hope and a ball of yarn

  1. What goes down
    comes up
    what goes round
    comes around 
    What keeps the
    old clock ticking
    what keeps the
    heart beating 
    A sheep bleating
    A mind thinking
    A hand tinkering
    My mom knitting 
    At 76 , she knits and knits
    for neighbours and grand kids
    For strangers and family
    for kin , kith and all merrily 
    joints frozen with arthritis
    immovable wrists
    uncontrollable bladder
    She grows older and younger 
    woollen socks , mufflers
    cardigans and sweaters
    She has decided she must give
    of her gift , freely , be alive 
    On hope she thrives
    On thanks she survives
    While others await futilely
    She knits furiously 
    Making her hands work
    While her legs do not
    She has abundant hope
    and has found pluck
    in Two needles and a
    ball of yarn.