Friday, 31 March 2017

Who's first ?

                                            Scene---1.


It is afternoon. Adults are  taking their afternoon nap. Kids are doing anything other than what they are meant to -study. 

The bell rings . The oldest child in the family answers the bell . A dishevelled "pahari"( men from the hills ) , stands there , his kohl-lined eyes almost blood shot . Deadpans - " Shehed lena hai ". (want honey ). 

The teenager with her Justin Bieber addled brain , sees a glimmer of comprehension and asks him to wait . Skips to her mom , shakes her ample, slumbering tummy .  "Mummy , someone has come , asking for honey." 

By the time the sleepy housewife has dragged her feet to the door, comprehension has dawned , and alarm bells have begun ringing . For these kohl-eyed paharis are notorious for thieving ways. 

"What do you want ?" 
"Shehed chahiye ?" 
" Nahin" Door slammed. 

"You thought he wanted honey ? He was selling honey , baby . " 



                                                  Scene---2.


"When bees become extinct , humans will follow suit , shortly , so said a famous scientist."
"how?"
"See , bees are eaten by bee-eaters , they will die . Crops wont be cross pollinated , so failure of crops, and lot of other species , dependant on crops will die ."
The gyan was being spouted earnestly by a mom , who thought no end of herself , an insufferable know-it-all.  The audience comprised of a reluctant child with her head in clouds and hands into a plate of enticing , hot ,french fries.
" And so you too will die , if bees die." The mom tried to finish off , with a flourish. 
"Why will I die ? I don't eat bees , I eat  fries ." Said the child , with  her mouth full of fries and head full of Katy Perry's lyrics. 


                              

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