Catheterization after years of inexperience

I waged a war
against my fear
had a serious altercation
of a dubious intention

I called it names
sent it packing
I told myself the same
not to panic , licking

my dry lips
got to work
Those damned tips
where are they ?(jerks)

Cursed myself
swore loud
wiped my sweat
off the brow

It was upto me now
time was ripe somehow
who decides these things
the surprise that spring(s)

The apprehension
and unbearable tension
Phew!! It is done
Hurray !! press the piston

Fill the balloon
tug the bloody thing
Thank God !It is on
bag it with a song

The fluid coming out
is clear , straw spout
Hallelujah!Amen
never was the sight of urine

flowing into catheter
such a sight , for
eyes , sleepless and sore
Praise the Lor'