What the snake thought

Saw this on the TV
a man puny and wee
picked up a snake
gave it a good shake

around twas whirled
by its tail twirled
Jaws were opened
the torso wound

All the while, there were
clicks, flashes and whirr
Everyone said well done
oh you son of a ***

Ever wonder what
the snake thought?
"what has brought
here , this idiot ?


To face such fools
with flashing tools
We cherish our privacy
we have a life too

How would you like
being whirled around
to flashes and clicks
held only by your nikes


your mouth forced
open,teeth counted
skin pinched
eyes poked

c'mon people go on
ahead, leave me alone
for so great is my wrath
you shouldn't be in my path !!"